Oh, I’m keen on numbers at the moment, thats how my numeracy lessons have affected this side of brain.
Nuh, I haven’t been to the news agent to get my lotto number and the title above isn’t my telephone number either. Put me in TRANCE. Now, I remember, that used to be my vital statistics, you know, the kind of…..head, shoulders, knees and toes… I mean, my upper, middle and lower measurements? Funny. Not that am proud of this, but it seems there’s a bit less and there’s a bit more squeezibly. e.g (-4,+10+4) dare not challenge you anymore. I used to have a single chin too and a deep set eyes!
Thankfully, I still have all my vital parts, it’s just that, well.. kind of. It chose to take its own form in the recent years. Otherwise, I will be forced to take my frequent flier points and fly off to America, to see the curvy side of my thing and have it done at New York Cosmetic surgery! Who says only Oscars wannabes can do it?
Yes, might still have enough points to fly my sagging self there , BUT WHERE’S MY POCKET MONEY? (time to wake up to reality SJ!)
oh sister my sister…shall we blame our husbands for giving us a so comfy life?
oi te sexy na pod ka oi. wr 2 excited 2 c u and d kids in the cam. lingaw kaayo